Thursday, September 16, 2010

I heard mice playing chess last night

I woke up in the middle of the night to an incessant clicking sound. It sounded for all the world to be chess pieces clicking on a chess board. The noises were random, steady, and coming FROM INSIDE MY HOUSE. So I grabbed Mr. Crippler (my trusty minibaseball bat) and investigated. I found nothing, no sign of people or mice or anything. But THE NOISES STOPPED as I left my bedroom with my baseball bat.

Finally, I went back to bed and back to sleep. And proceeded to have a series of really horrible nightmares, my worst in a long time. Of course, I don't usually remember my dreams so I don't know how they compare.

I woke this morning with my upper back in a lot of pain. At some point in the night I did something to twist or hurt my back. Badly.

So what's the sum total of all this? I haven't a fucking clue. The best I can come up with is a voodoo witch was in my house casting a spell to throw out by back and give me bad dreams. Maybe the noise I heard was her human finger bones rattling against her spell plate. Or whatever it is voodoo witches do to cast spells.

Weird night.

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