Wednesday, April 14, 2010

10 Reasons To Want The World To End In 2012

You know how those nuts think the world is going to end in two years? If it does, it's not ALL bad news!

1) Won't have to watch the hideous Spiderman "reimagining" movie.

2) Won't have to hear about that stupid fucking show "Glee" anymore.

3) No more Miley Cyrus songs. EVER. WOO HOO!!!

4) No more running out of the house and twisting an ankle because I'm trying to beat the McDonald's breakfast cutoff deadline.

5) Won't have to watch The Hobbit sequel movie. (I know, they're planning the sequel even though the first movie isn't out yet.

6) The Family Circus (which hasn't been funny once in the last 30 years) will FINALLY END.

7) No more waiting for morons scared to death to turn right on red even though the closest car is 2000 feet away.

8) No more CSI spinoffs!!!!!!!

9) Won't have to ever think about the Star Wars Holiday Special again.

10) Prince Charles will FINALLY get to see his mother kick the bucket so he can take over as King. Too bad his reign will only last seconds.

2 comments:

Just me... said...

#1-3 Agreed..
#4 I hate MickeyD's..
#5 Wouldn't watch the first, much less the sequel.
#6 Agreed.
#7 Have you been driving in Indiana again?
#7-8 Agreed.
#9 When she kicks, no matter when, he'll croak within the year.. He just doesn't look like someone who could handle much stress!!! :):):)

Shadowdog said...

Not driving in Indiana, it's everywhere these days. LOL

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